Mommy Chronicles

Everything Is Bad for You

Caution: Reading this may be hazardous to your health. I have recently come to the…

Lessons from Yoda and Other Small Creatures

As parents, it is our job to teach our children important life lessons. We teach…

Best holiday shopping advice. Ever.

There are approximately 487 things on my current to-do list, all of which need to…

The Mommy-Less Mommy Chronicles

Leaving the kids behind for a much needed vacay can be nerve-wracking. But as long as theyre alive when you get back, youll survive. And so will they

Have It All?

I can bring home the bacon, but only if you’re going to make dinner and…

What’s for Dinner?

Top 10 Responses I’d Most Like to Give (but don’t) to the Question, “What’s for…

How are the Kids? Wait……..here! I Have a Picture!

At the risk of sounding like a phony, I’ll admit that when I see someone…

How About Them Apples? Lessons learned in the Produce Section

Recently while we were eating breakfast, my husband revealed something about himself that nothing in…

We’re Having Fun, So Quit Your Whining

Sometimes, having fun with my kids can be a lot of work. Don’t get me…